Did you hear about the woman who gave birth in the family’s new Ford Expedition because her husband stopped to make coffee? I need my morning caffeine but, geez…
I have lots of questions.
He said he wanted to make sure the other eight kids got on the school bus. WHAT? Eight kids? They range in age from 16 down to 18 months. Couldn’t the 16-year-old get them on the bus? How do you provide for nine children?
The wife’s water broke so she told him they had to go. They put all the kids in the Expedition. How do you fit 10 people in an Expedition?
They named the baby Carlee…after the car. You’d think they’d have one picked out but then again, maybe after eight kids they were just out of names.
I hope they have leather seats.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070927/ap_on_fe_st/odd_suv_birth
Then there’s the five-year-old boy who helped his mom deliver his little sister. She said that she woke in the middle of the night and couldn’t help pushing. She laid a towel on the bathroom floor and the screams woke the other three children. John John, the five-year-old, said it was “nasty.” I’m sure he was traumatized. He brought her a shoelace for the umbilical cord and a blanket.
http://cbs13.com/topstories/local_story_229091736.html
Labels: Christina Barreiros, David Harrah, delivery, Elk Grove, Sherry Harrah